So yeah, I made a new account for three reasons:

1) I'm tired of being stuck with all my old art that I don't care for anymore

2) I'll have more time to do things, with summer coming up and everything, so I wanted a new start.

3) I'm really bored...

Soooo....EVERYONE GO FRIEND ME THERE!!!

*New Account ---->

Thanks everyone, love ya'll!!

Out with the old, in with the new

Stolen from the sexified


TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:

10)"I really miss you and fear what I have to tell..."

9) "I fucking miss you so much and can't wait to chill with you as soon as possible!"

8) "You're a stupid cunt that needs to grow up and don't think you can stand to me you fake ass slut."

7) "Keep calling me a bitch, but remember that I am a bitch and you don't fucking scare me. And p.s. remember that you pussy'd out and ran away from this bitch."

6) "I'm really not sure how to tell you I love you and wish you could be with me, despite the distance."

5) "You're amazing and we definitely need to hang out again soon!"

4) "I care for you so much, but you need to leave his ass at the curb."

3) "You're nice, but I don't want to date you...so please understand that."

2) "You're one of the main reasons I'm able to get through school."

1) "You're actually a pretty awesome person, but your ego gets in the way."


NINE things about yourself:

9) I'm a contortionist.

8) I tend to put friends before my own well being.

7) I'm bitter when it comes to love.

6) I'm very OCD about my hair and my hygiene.

5) I haven't in a while, but when I get heated in a fight, I'm almost impossible to control.

4) I've lost all possible visions of the near future for myself.

3) I don't laugh, I cackle.

2) I've developed a love for improv.

1) I've day dreamed about moving to the state of Washington, just to escape and be around the surrounding forests.


EIGHT ways to win your heart:

8) You cook for me.

7) You go on a coffee run for me.

6) Make honest attempts to be close by to me, whenever possible.

5) You laugh often.

4) Affection.

3) Dark Chocolate...like seriously, I will love you.

2) You can deal with my mood swings.

1) If you express love in a cheesy 1940's black and white movie kind of way.


SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

7) Will I ever find somewhere to live?

6) Will I always be where I am right now?

5) Does my hair look fucked up?

4) Am I seriously incapable of love?

3) Where the hell is the Bailey's?!

2) Why is exercise so hard and with very little results?

1) When is my opportunity going to come?


SIX things you do before you fall asleep :

6) Drink Green Tea.

5) Set up my coffee for the morning.

4) Wash my face, brush my teeth, brush my hair.

3) Set stuff up in the bathroom for the morning(toothbrush, razor, face wash, ect.)

2) Match and lay out my clothes and shoes.

1) Strech.


FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment: (not in any order)

5) Izzy

4) Lindy

3) Pilar

2) Aimee

1) Mom (Shut.Up.)


FOUR things you see right now:

4) A box.

3) My Laptop (duh).

2) A Bookshelf.

1) My bookbag.


THREE songs that you listen to often at the moment:

3) Diva -Beyonce (Cause I'm a Divo, lol)

2) Cool Cool Universe -IMA Robot

1) Beating Hearts Baby -Head Automatica


TWO things you want to do before you die:

2) Cause a massive riot in NYC.

1) Find someone I can actually bare long enough to say I'm in love with...I guess


ONE confession:

I'M A, I'M A DIVA.

Stolen from the amazing


HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 6


[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.(Yeah right,lol)
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.(Kind of hard when it's a holiday)
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 11


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 14


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.(most of the time, lol)
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party. (AGAINST MY WILL!)
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times.(Canada)
[x] You make your bed in the morning.

Total: 24

I act 24...eh, not bad.

So I'm suppose to tag as many people as the age I act, but I am not tagging 24 people D:<
So do what you will with it!!

Stolen from who stole it from who got it from someone else I think, lol.


BASICS
001. Real name → Jacob
002. Nickname → Gabe, Jake, or Jay
003. Status → DON'T TRUST A HOE.
004. Zodiac sign → Aquarius,wooo!
005. Male or female → I have a penis...
006. Elementary → West Patent Elementary and Olmstead Elementary #56
007. Middle School → Olmstead Middle School #46(expelled), Enterprise Charter School(expelled), Traditional Middle School(expelled), and Searels Middle School(...not expelled, lol)
008. High School → Fox Lane High School(TWO MORE MONTHS AND I'M FREE!)
009. Smart → I'm told I'm very intelligent...I just do stupid shit.
010. Hair color →Black
011. Long or short →Both, very uneven right now.
012. Loud or Quiet → When I'm in class, I'm quiet. Everywhere else, I'm loud as hell.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Skinny Jeans!
014. Phone or Camera → Camera(It's at 's house D: )
015. Health freak → Kind of...
016. Drink or Smoke? → Smoking is nasty...but I do love my alcohol XD
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yeah, but it changes every 5 minutes
018. Eat or Drink → a lot?
019. Piercings → Right ear. Want to get three more(two more in my ear and my lip.)
020. Tattoos → I want one!

FIRSTS
023. First piercing →My ear...which I've re-pierced about 8 times.
024. First best friend → Roshan
025. First award → Best actor in my kindergarden block(I was Mama Bear in our kindergarden production of Goldie Locks...that was not the last time I was in drag, lol)
026. First crush → Ummm...I had a lot in like the 2nd grade, haha.
027. First pet → Matopeh(Native American for bear foot) he was my black lab/husky mix and an awesome dog ):
028. First big vacation → Umm...Florida?
030. First big birthday →Ooooh, my 2nd birthday...I choked on a cookie and my dad removed it with his bare hands. I've never had a gag reflex since!

...Where the fuck is 31-48???

049. Eating → Bootleg pasta, lol
050. Drinking → Vitamin Water
052. I'm about to → Read, watch a movie, work on some writing and vacation homework...actually...scratch that last one.
053. Listening to → 3OH!3
055. Waiting for → my mind to decide how to spend my spare time today.

YOUR FUTURE
058. Want kids? → FUCK NO.
059. Want to get married? → NO!!
060. Careers in mind → Actor/Writer/Dictator

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY? (Ummm...I'll go w/ boys I guess)
068. Lips or eyes → BOTH! I can't pick just one, sorry
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneosly Romantic or Romantically Spontaneous
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Nice arms...cause I lack a nice stomach and would be very jealous, lol
074. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive(I'd be loud enough for the both of us)
075. Hook-up or relationship → Idk, I'm single and not complaining.(but either one wouldn't be a bad thing I guess)
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → Oh trouble maker fo' sho'.

HAVE YOU EVER
080. Lost glasses/contacts → No, 20/20 vision
081. Ran away from home → Yep
084. Broken someones heart → Unfortunately yes
085. Been arrested → Never been caught, Aaaahahaha!
087. Cried when someone died → That's a stupid question, of course.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
089. Yourself → Someone has to!
090. Miracles → Sometimes
091. Love at first sight → Not really
092. Heaven → In some shape or form, yes
093. Santa clause → My Dad said he is a spirit that possesses parents to do his yule time bidding...so no.
094. Sex on the first date → Depends
095. Kiss on the first date → If they're paying, sure XD

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yeah
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → I'm not at my best, but I'm not at my worst either.
099. Do you believe in God → I believe in gods
100. Post as 100 truths and tag → Anyone that comments!


THANK CHRIST FOR SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

DISCLAIMER: I am not bad mouthing fans and am not trying to preach. I am merely saying my piece and clearing up something that doesn't seem to be reaching many people. I don't hate Twilight Fanatics and am not looking to start anything. Merely my opinion. To each their own.

I recently read 's journal to which she provided this link: [link]


Now...have you all fucking lost your minds?!

I like the books and think the characters and plot are very interesting. I will also admit to liking the movie and sometimes I get caught up in talking about the book a lot. Nothing wrong with that. And even though I think it's ridiculous, the fanatics that go ape shit over the book and go absolutely nuts have every right to do so. But my point is that you shouldn't ruin a good thing or blow things to moon.

There are people who will read twilight and hate it. There will be people who won't read it and hate it. There will always be someone who will say that the writing and characters suck. There will even be people who might burn an entire stack of twilight novels just to say show how much they think it sucks. This is all completely ok! If you love it and you know people who love it, then just be happy with that. Don't start a giant shit storm about how everyone who hates the book is wrong or mean or stupid. No one is right or wrong, everyone is entitled to an opinion.

Anyway, back to the main point. I know I said that everyone is entitled to an opinion but to turn a book and a film into a religion is pretty much insane.

First off, as great as the Cullens are, they are fictional. We all have those moments when we think how cool it would be to chill with our favorite characters but unless you find some sort of crazy loop hole in the whole reality thing, it isn't going to happen.

Second, and this is my opinion, Twilight isn't the greatest vampire novel. Sorry, but it just isn't. While I like the descriptions used in the book and the whole super strength and super speed thing, I do disagree on a few things. Main one being is that not all vampires die and instantly become good looking or dress like a metrosexual. Also, I completely disagree with the vampire reproduction thing in the last book, if a vampire is dead...all of them is dead...even their penis...sorry. My suggestion, read some of the classics or even some of the new ones: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Any of the Anne Rice novels(Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the Damned)or other ones.

Third, books are fun but they are books. I love to read a lot, but I do get up and go outside and enjoy what life has to offer. To completely shut out reality is really unhealthy.

And last, keep in mind that people will be who they are no matter what you do. Does this contradict almost everything I just said, hell yes. But the main thing I'm trying to get across is this: A)There are people who hate Twilight...big deal, say your piece or ignore it and live your life. B)Shoving the fact that you love twilight or that it's your life at every given opportunity does not show people that you're an individual...it makes people think you're fucking annoying and lack social skills. C) It's fine and technically legal if you want to go about being crazy over the book, but just be mindful that what you do will could make a stereotype about anyone that remotely enjoys the book and could ruin the whole damn thing. and D) I apologize for saying this but...GROW THE FUCK UP! Don't go on an online rampage to get every last fan to attack someone for saying they don't like the book!

Just stating again, I don't mean to be preachy or negative, but I personally think it's gotten a bit ridiculous, that's all.