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Devious Journal Entry

Thu Mar 19, 2009, 11:46 AM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Oh, It Is Love -Hellogoodbye
  • Reading: Witch Season
  • Watching: My phone go off with the millions of texts
  • Playing: with the keyboard
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: flavored water :p
Tagged by the lovely :iconvalentine-vengeance:

Rules:
• Go to Urban Dictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
• Post the first definition it gives you.
• Tag 3 people.



1) Your name?
Jacob

1. Jacob

undefinable, indescriable lad.

I am so in love with Jacob.

2) Age?
19

1. 19

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

"The whole fucking world has gone 19."

3) One of your friends?
Izzy

1. Izzy

a sexy girl also who goes by the name of izzy,herb,isobel,bell,bella.

wow that girl was a real foxy izzy!

4) What should you be doing?
Studying

1. Studying

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."


5)Favorite colors?
Black, Red, and Silver

1. Black

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.


1. Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!


1. Silver

It's All Good; Everything is all good.

-How you feel, yo?
-Man, you know I'm silver.
In the periodic table of elements, the symbol for silver is AG.


6) Birthplace?
New York

1. New York

Power that comes form diversity.... Pride that comes from making it to the top....

Nothing like the Big Apple.

7) Month of your birth?
February

1. February

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"


8) Last person you talked to?
Mom

1.Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?

9) One of your nicknames?
Gabe

1. Gabe

Extreme Awesomeness. Especially when concerned with Rowing and Crew.
Also can be used when describing ones greatness at life.

Geez that amazing person is a Gabe.

Geez I wish everyone loved me like they do all the Gabes.


I Tag:

the first three people to comment(I'm the laziest mofo)

Devious Comments

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:iconmurasaki-tori:
HAHA, ALL ACCURATE.
I AM INDEED FOXY.

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:icondeviouswarlock13:
A DRUNKEN SEX CRAZED FOXY SHE DEVIL YOU MEAN :icondramaticplz:

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